Random stuff about the first Fluent JavaScript conference

I’m in the middle of changing jobs. To train my soon-to-be-former co-workers on how to get along without me, I spent three days this week at Fluent. What I garnered:

  • Watching my audio-engineer husband in action. An unusual perk of this conference was that, for the first time, the Binkster was doing sound for an event I attended. It was fun learning from him some of the backstage scuttlebutt. In turn, I enjoyed explaining the in-jokes about semicolons and Internet Explorer. Something that was really beneficial was finding out which presentations impressed him—he’s not a developer, but he’s seen more PowerPoint than any human not being punished should, so if you reached him, you must be very engaging.
  • Being reminded how unhealthy I feel sitting all day in a hotel ballroom. Spending all day inside usually makes me feel pretty bad, and so does sitting down a lot. Even worse is when the room is air-conditioned into that Atacama Desert level of humidity: we’re being mummified as we sit there enraptured by CoffeeScript. I swallowed zinc tablets and muscled through, but I skipped a few sessions because I just had to get outside and breathe real air. My admiration for my husband grew as I realized that he tolerates these conditions all the time for his job.
  • Tips about the new recruiting laundry list items. What many people talked about: JavaScript MVC frameworks, responsive (design|development), non-blocking script loading, knowing buck-naked JavaScript and not just jQuery.
  • Some great one-liners. There was frequent discussion about how JavaScript’s finally become accepted as a genuine programming language, worthy of study and standards. Along those lines were calls to take your JavaScript projects seriously:

    “Your JavaScript is software. Let’s treat it like what it deserves to be.” —Davis Frank

  • No t-shirts. I guess I could’ve obtained one, but I don’t usually wear them, so didn’t bother. Conference swag I’d really wear: something like a high school varsity sports badge. Heck, I’d even sew it on my letter sweater, right next to my junior-year award for cross-country. You’re welcome, O’Reilly, for my excellent idea.
  • Appreciation for the kinds of people who use JavaScript. I didn’t see any of the chest-thumping geek jousting I’ve seen at other conferences; doesn’t mean it wasn’t there, of course. Saw instead a greater spectrum of ages, ethnicities, and gender identities than the usual Meetup or hackathon offers. There was even a line in the women’s restroom at one point!
  • Yearning to learn more CoffeeScript. But I wonder if this won’t become the future’s version of “learning jQuery, not JavaScript” debate. In the backlog for now.
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  • http://www.banane.com banane

    I’ve hada  few run-ins with Coffeescript, and interested to try. Thanks for the writeup!